The TRUE way to a man's heart mug – Handcrafted in Minnesota, Because Factory Blandness is for Tame Souls (11 oz & 15 oz)

Elevate your morning brew with our artisanal 11 oz and 15 oz coffee mugs, lovingly handcrafted in the heart of Minnesota. Each mug is a unique work of art, shaped by skilled artisans using time-honored techniques, ensuring a sturdy, comfortable grip and a rustic charm that’s as bold as your coffee. Made from high-quality ceramic, these mugs are microwave and dishwasher safe, perfect for daily use or gifting to the coffee lover in your life.
Emblazoned with the cheeky, conversation-starting phrase, "The TRUE way to a man's heart is by keeping his balls drained," these mugs playfully debunk the old myth that a man’s heart lies through his stomach. With a nod to humor and modern wit, they’re designed to spark laughter and raise eyebrows over your morning joe. Whether you’re sipping solo or sharing a chuckle with friends, these mugs deliver a dose of Minnesota-made personality with every sip.
Choose the 11 oz for a classic coffee experience or the 15 oz for those extra-bold mornings. Handcrafted with care, these mugs are more than drinkware—they’re a statement. Get yours today and pour some humor into your routine!

11 oz Mug: —small but potent. Dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter.
15 oz Mug: For when you need extra caffeine to deal with those endless meetings. Dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter.

Dishwasher and Microwave Safe: Because who has time for handwashing when you're busy pushing paper? Just don't crank up the heat too high in the dishwasher unless you want your mug to fade away like your hopes for a productive workday.