Onward buttercup.... - White glossy mug

Well, well, well, look what we have here – a coffee mug that's practically a work of art! Feast your eyes on the majestic squirrel riding a unicorn, because who doesn't need that level of sophistication during their morning caffeine fix?

Oh, and hold onto your hats, folks, because this mug comes in not one, but TWO sizes – 11 and 15 ounces! Because, let's face it, sometimes 11 ounces of coffee just won't cut it when you're dealing with a squirrel spreading fuckery.

But wait, there's more! It's dishwasher AND microwave safe. Yes, you heard that right – you can pop this masterpiece into your dishwasher without fear of ruining the divine image of the squirrel and unicorn duo. And when you're in dire need of a caffeine recharge, don't waste time transferring your coffee to another container – just microwave it, and off you go, spreading your own kind of fuckery!

And the cherry on top? This bad boy ships for FREE within the United States! We know how much you love to save those extra bucks for more important things – like plotting your next act of glorious mischief.

You know you want it. Imagine sipping your coffee, tea, or whatever concoction you prefer, from this exquisite mug, and watching the world's confusion as they lay eyes on the squirrel's wise words – "Onward buttercup there's fuckery to spread." It's practically a conversation starter!

So, why wait? Grab this mug of magnificence today and join the exclusive club of squirrel-loving, unicorn-riding, fuckery-spreading connoisseurs. With free shipping, it's a no-brainer! Just be prepared for compliments, jealousy, and probably a few puzzled looks as you rock this one-of-a-kind masterpiece. Sip on, my friend, sip on!

• Ceramic

• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.85″ (9.8 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter

• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (12 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter

• Dishwasher and microwave safe