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Military grade, it's not the flex you think it is mug

Military grade, it's not the flex you think it is mug

Regular price $17.99 USD
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Elevate your morning routine with our charming 11 ounce and 15 ounce mugs that are as functional as they are delightful. Crafted with care, these mugs are designed to spread joy and spark conversations while delivering the comfort you need in your daily sips.

Discover the perfect blend of quality and humor, all while sending a loving message. Our mugs proudly showcase the sentiment that keeps hearts warm, without missing a beat. And guess what? These mugs are not only a visual delight but also practical companions for your busy life.

Microwave-safe and dishwasher-friendly, these mugs are built to withstand your daily hustle. Whether you're sipping on your favorite brew or reheating your beverage, these mugs have got you covered. The lasting design ensures your love-filled message remains a cherished part of your mornings for years to come.

Ready to brighten up your day, our mugs ship for free within the US. No hidden fees, no extra costs – just pure joy delivered to your doorstep. Share a laugh, enjoy your drinks, and celebrate love effortlessly with these delightful mugs.

Add a touch of playfulness and warmth to your mornings – order your 11 ounce or 15 ounce mug today and experience the joy of sharing a lighthearted message with your loved one. Cherish the moments, cherish the love, and let these mugs be a symbol of your special bond.

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• Dishwasher and microwave safe


How they are made: 

Firstly, I venture deep into the misty depths of Mount Java, where I pry volcanic clay from the very heart of the earth. This clay, my friend, is no ordinary clay. It's infused with the laughter of a thousand gnomes and the fiery spirit of a thousand sunrises.

Next, I journey to the mystical Forest of Middle Earth, where I delve into the elven mines deep beneath the emerald roots of ancient trees. Here, I mine the purest, whitest ceramic, untouched by the hands of time and imbued with the wisdom of ages.

But the magic doesn't end there! To create a mug worthy of a caffeine connoisseur, I add a sprinkle of unicorn tears (harvested ethically, of course) for a touch of shimmer and a dash of dragonfire breath for a perfectly balanced heat-retention.

And finally, I weave my own magic into the mug, a potent spell of caffeine-infused creativity and boundless energy.

So, you see, my friend, these are no ordinary coffee mugs. They're vessels of enchantment, crafted from the very essence of myth and legend. And when you raise one to your lips, prepare to be transported to a world of boundless possibilities, fueled by the magic of coffee and the wonder of elven craftsmanship.



Shipping & Returns

This ships for free within the US. See our shipping police - for more information regarding returns


Care Instructions

Dishwasher safe: Because your coffee mug is too important to wash by hand.


-Handcrafted in the USA

- Dishwasher safe: Because your coffee mug is too important to wash by hand.

- FREE shipping within the United States

-Handcrafted in Minnesota Masterpieces: Because factory-made perfection is overrated.

- 11oz and 15oz sizes available

-Every mug unique, just like your questionable life choices.

-Microwave-safe (probably. No guarantees for those experimental burrito concoctions).

-Hand-crafted with love (and maybe a sprinkle of accidental thumbprints).

- The perfect conversation starter, guaranteed to elicit comments like "Wow, that's...a mug."

Dishwasher Safe?


Microwave Safe?



We offer a 60 day warranty on all of our products. If you have an issue with your order, please see our refund page for more details -

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