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Life is too short to worry about miles per gallon (firebird edition) Wholesale

Life is too short to worry about miles per gallon (firebird edition) Wholesale

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The mug is made from high-quality materials and is dishwasher and microwave safe, so you can enjoy your beverage worry-free. It's also made in the USA, so you can support American craftsmanship.

Dishwasher Safe: Keep your treasure chest (and your mug) clean with ease. Our mugs are designed to handle the dishwasher's rigors, so you can get back to your swashbuckling adventures.

Microwave Safe: Warm up your favorite brew without a worry. These mugs can handle the heat, ensuring your coffee or tea stays piping hot.

Claim your piece of pirate history, elevate your coffee game, and let your inner buccaneer run wild with every sip. These mugs are a testament to the spirit of adventure.

Features:

Handcrafted in the USA
Dishwasher safe: Because your coffee mug is too important to wash by hand.
FREE shipping within the United States
Handmade Masterpieces: Because factory-made perfection is overrated.
11oz and 15oz sizes available

 

How they are made: 

Firstly, I venture deep into the misty depths of Mount Java, where I pry volcanic clay from the very heart of the earth. This clay, my friend, is no ordinary clay. It's infused with the laughter of a thousand gnomes and the fiery spirit of a thousand sunrises.

Next, I journey to the mystical Forest of Middle Earth, where I delve into the elven mines deep beneath the emerald roots of ancient trees. Here, I mine the purest, whitest ceramic, untouched by the hands of time and imbued with the wisdom of ages.

But the magic doesn't end there! To create a mug worthy of a caffeine connoisseur, I add a sprinkle of unicorn tears (harvested ethically, of course) for a touch of shimmer and a dash of dragonfire breath for a perfectly balanced heat-retention.

And finally, I weave my own magic into the mug, a potent spell of caffeine-infused creativity and boundless energy.

So, you see, my friend, these are no ordinary coffee mugs. They're vessels of enchantment, crafted from the very essence of myth and legend. And when you raise one to your lips, prepare to be transported to a world of boundless possibilities, fueled by the magic of coffee and the wonder of elven craftsmanship.

Materials

Ceramic

Shipping & Returns

This ships for free within the US. See our shipping police - https://www.horribledesigns.com/policies/shipping-policy for more information regarding returns

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Care Instructions

Dishwasher safe: Because your coffee mug is too important to wash by hand.

Features

-Handcrafted in the USA

- Dishwasher safe: Because your coffee mug is too important to wash by hand.

- FREE shipping within the United States

-Handcrafted in Minnesota Masterpieces: Because factory-made perfection is overrated.

- 11oz and 15oz sizes available

-Every mug unique, just like your questionable life choices.

-Microwave-safe (probably. No guarantees for those experimental burrito concoctions).

-Hand-crafted with love (and maybe a sprinkle of accidental thumbprints).

- The perfect conversation starter, guaranteed to elicit comments like "Wow, that's...a mug."

Dishwasher Safe?

Yes

Microwave Safe?

Yes

Warranty

We offer a 60 day warranty on all of our products. If you have an issue with your order, please see our refund page for more details - https://www.horribledesigns.com/policies/refund-policy

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