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Life is too short to drive BORING cars 1967 Ford-Shelby GT 500 Mug

Life is too short to drive BORING cars 1967 Ford-Shelby GT 500 Mug

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Whether you're drinking your morning coffee, evening tea, or something in between—this mug's for you! It's sturdy and glossy with a vivid print that'll withstand the microwave and dishwasher.



• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• Dishwasher and microwave safe

 

How they are made: 

Firstly, I venture deep into the misty depths of Mount Java, where I pry volcanic clay from the very heart of the earth. This clay, my friend, is no ordinary clay. It's infused with the laughter of a thousand gnomes and the fiery spirit of a thousand sunrises.

Next, I journey to the mystical Forest of Middle Earth, where I delve into the elven mines deep beneath the emerald roots of ancient trees. Here, I mine the purest, whitest ceramic, untouched by the hands of time and imbued with the wisdom of ages.

But the magic doesn't end there! To create a mug worthy of a caffeine connoisseur, I add a sprinkle of unicorn tears (harvested ethically, of course) for a touch of shimmer and a dash of dragonfire breath for a perfectly balanced heat-retention.

And finally, I weave my own magic into the mug, a potent spell of caffeine-infused creativity and boundless energy.

So, you see, my friend, these are no ordinary coffee mugs. They're vessels of enchantment, crafted from the very essence of myth and legend. And when you raise one to your lips, prepare to be transported to a world of boundless possibilities, fueled by the magic of coffee and the wonder of elven craftsmanship.

Materials

Ceramic

Shipping & Returns

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Care Instructions

Dishwasher safe: Because your coffee mug is too important to wash by hand.

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