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Are you staring at my knockers? - Unisex T-Shirt

Are you staring at my knockers? - Unisex T-Shirt

Regular price $25.99 USD
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πŸ‘€πŸ‰ "Are You Staring at My Knockers?" Unisex T-Shirt: Where Hilarity Meets Boldness! πŸ‘€πŸ‰

Hold up! Before you start blushing or snickering, let's clear things up – we're talking about your sense of humor! With our side-splitting "Are You Staring at My Knockers?" t-shirt, you'll have everyone laughing out loud and embracing your fearless wit.

🌟 Key Features 🌟 ✨ Premium Comfort: We guarantee this t-shirt feels as soft as a cloud, so you can rock your humor in style and comfort. Say goodbye to scratchy tees!

✨ Unisex Fun: Who said jokes are limited by gender? This t-shirt is designed for all fun-loving folks, regardless of shape, size, or sense of humor!

✨ Hilarious Statement: "Are You Staring at My Knockers?" – classic double entendre! Get ready for grins, guffaws, and maybe even a few snorts from passersby.

✨ Conversation Starter: Be prepared for epic reactions and memorable interactions. This shirt will get tongues wagging and laughter rolling!

✨ Free Shipping: No need to worry about extra costs! We've got you covered with FREE shipping within the US, because laughing should never come with a price tag.

🎁 The Perfect Gift for the Comedic Connoisseur 🎁 Know someone who could outwit a stand-up comedian? This t-shirt is the perfect gift to celebrate their hilarious personality and endless puns.

πŸ›’ Grab Yours Today! πŸ›’ Ready to make a grand entrance and leave people in stitches? Order our "Are You Staring at My Knockers?" t-shirt now and witness the hilarity in action!

🌟 Remember, FREE shipping within the US means you won't have to trade in your funny bone to get this tee. So, seize the moment, wear your humor loud and proud, and let the laughter flow! 🌟

All shirts are Unisex unless specified otherwise.
All sizes are listed in mens sizes, a simple conversion is in general a female size is 1 size larger than a mens. If you normally wear a female large, get a mens extra large. If you wear a female medium, get a mens large, etc..

If the size you need is not listed, contact us and we should be able to add it.

Size guide (Imperial)

Size Length Width Chest
Small 28 18 34-37
Medium 29 20 38-41
Large 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57

Size guide preview (Metric)

Size Length Width Chest
Small 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
Medium 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
Large 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8


Cotton OR Cotton Blend

Shipping & Returns

This ships for free within the US. See our shipping police - for more information regarding returns


Care Instructions

Do not wash in extremely hot water.


Dishwasher Safe?

Microwave Safe?


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